3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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