Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'd cum for enchiladas.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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