have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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