Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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