we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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