I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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