Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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