I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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