i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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