Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
