I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Randomize
