Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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