This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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