Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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