found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
