So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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