I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
