absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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