just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she peed on how many people?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
