we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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