So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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