You're completely useless in the revolution.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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