absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
my poor anus
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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