he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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