i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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