you win again, gameday.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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