for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I want her autograph on my taint
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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