he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
