So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
It's just like the Real World with babies
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Randomize