I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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