shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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