No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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