hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
