i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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