Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
