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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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