What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
