do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Randomize
