I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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