Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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