I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
