im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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