I got chris browned last night
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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