I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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