He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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