I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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