oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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