Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Let's get the cat blown out
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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