It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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