I could have mohawked her pubes.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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