Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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