But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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