I wanna bring you to show and tell
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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