found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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