Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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