scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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