Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
