Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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