She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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